Necropolis DrabblesNecropolis Drabbles by ~OsakanXKira
1. Thank you for calling the teen crisis hotline. If your boyfriend is pressuring you for sex, dump his ass and find someone who will treat you right. If youre trying to order pizza, you hit six instead of five. Tim cant even recall how many times hes repeated this line in just one week of work how dull. And many of the teens it applies to dont even listen to him!
Is this Tim? A boys voice, distinct British accent. Cockney, even.
Yeah, that would be my name. Mine and half a million others. Whats your problem?
Oh, oi don got much of a problem j